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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[vampirefratboy]

it was a creepy romance but also they all had superpowers?? the main dude could read minds??

one of them did a flying leap and murdered a deer with his bare hands

[vampirefratboy]

i keep saying i'd take a bullet for you and today i will prove it

although looking at these pictures isn't exactly a hardship

haha HARDship

[Yes, Eddie, very funny.]

absolutely follow him are you kidding

i followed him when you sent it to me

want me to come with you i can compliment his ass pics to lessen the blow

[vampirefratboy]

i think i'd rather acknowledge the personhood of the demons they were so worried about me offering my ass to than the templars but i guess ur not wrong

some of those other mages probably would have done a better job tho

thats selfish right?? i wanted to be the one to take care of him

i didnt want to give up my friend but it wasnt like he could say no if he wanted someone who was less of a trainwreck looking out for him

and duh of course im handsome im a stud

just not sure thats enough

[lonelywitch]

That sounds kind of scary even if it wasn't very good. Did the girls you were with know you're a vampire?

[inthistryingtime]

lol

i would prefer if u didnt take a literal bullet for me so thx for this

people taking actual bullets for me is the worst part of this job

[There's a pause before the next text.]

ok ok im following him

idk if hes going to notice the fact that i liked one of his thirst traps because of this but its too late now

u have done so much for me on this dark night

i think i can handle it, im a big girl

...but if u see me struggling maybe come over and pretend u need me or something

[inthistryingtime]

wow i didnt realize u were this insecure about him

honestly, i think u did a good job eddie. its not selfish to want to take care of someone you care about.

i think the friendship is what makes u the best person to take care of him

technically there are people who couldve done more to make him, idk, physically comfortable or w/e but u knew him before so ur the expert

Evelyn

[cutitout]

[inthistryingtime]

so...

i just heard something v interesting from sera...

[cutitout]

[Well. This was bound to happen, wasn't it?]

And how far has she exaggerated the story since yesterday afternoon?

[inthistryingtime]

well ev i think that depends on what the truth is 👀

and now for something completely different

[inthistryingtime]

hey

i need a professional opinion

[there's a pause, if Evelyn is looking at her phone there's a lot of typing and then stopping and then typing and then stopping before the next text comes in]

wtf would possess someone to install a *RED LYRIUM WELL* in their FUCKING CITY

[cutitout]

Sera walked in on me kissing Cullen in his office. Contrary to the accounts I've been hearing, everyone involved was dressed.

[cutitout]

My professional opinion is that the death penalty was invented for men like this.

I can think of no altruistic reason for it.

[inthistryingtime]

well u did better than me then!

dont worry i didnt believe that part

tbh wasnt sure if i should believe the whole thing

since when r u and cullen together? i thought u hated each other or something???

[inthistryingtime]

apparently the duke of wycome is using it to purify the water!!! only in the parts of town the humans drink from!

who would have guessed that at the same time a plague *only affecting humans* would begin in the city??? certainly not me!

[there's another pause here between messages, this one is longer because Egg is texting Bull in another window on her phone to ask where he is and if he's free]

the dread wolf fucking guides him

evelyn hes trying to scapegoat my clan for this

[cutitout]

I wouldn't say we ever truly hated each other, but we settled our differences before Haven burned. Our physical relationship started shortly afterwards.

It feels odd that the impression of animosity lingers, but I suppose we have been trying to keep is separate from work. We spend most of our free time together.

[cutitout]

There's existing research on lyrium's water solubility. I can have a paper written on the implications of red lyrium on the process by tomorrow morning if I stay up.

Does Leliana have the connections to get something like that into any publications that run pop science clickbait? It's all the backing we'd need to spread a condemnation that doesn't look like it comes from you.

[inthistryingtime]

that long ago???

wow i clearly havent been paying enough attention!

congrats???

if u dont mind me asking, and u can tell me u dont want to talk about this if u dont want to, is this just a physical thing or r u dating?

[inthistryingtime]

[there's another wait between texts here, because Egg had to find a private place on this giant military complex to hide so she can cry. she's in a supply closet now!]

if she doesnt josie probably does but it doesnt really matter right now.

all our resources are tied up dealing with this stupid ball in halamshiral next week. u know, the one where if we dont prevent the empress from being assassinated the whole world suffers and not just my people. im supposed to be at a fitting for our formal uniforms in a couple hours.

[a shorter pause, this time while Egg sends her location to Bull]

i just have to sit on this until we get back so dont worry about staying up late today to do this for me.

Oren

[ash_elvhen]

[quietgardens]

I let Pearl take pictures of me to test the settings on her new camera and she insisted I send you this one.

[Attached: a picture of Taashath in jeans, fluffy cream-colored lounge socks, and one of Oren's sweaters. The sweater is hanging off one shoulder. Taashath is sitting on Pearl's bed and smiling faintly at something on his phone. The lighting and angle make him look very pretty.]

[ash_elvhen]

[Just going to save that picture immediately...put that as the photo associated with Taashath's phone number....nbd.....]

how do you manage to look so effortless and perfect all at once? it's not fair.

[quietgardens]

You're biased towards the boyfriend sweater, but the lighting in here is phenomenal.

[ash_elvhen]

it's not boyfriend sweater bias if I think that no matter what you're wearing, which I do. the lighting just happens to bring it out in you.

[quietgardens]

Alright, I'll accept the compliment. Thank you, starshine. ♡

That aside, does this sentiment include that bizarre shrimp themed bib they made me wear when we went to Red Lobster?