[the break gives Shinji plenty of time to freak out, he's currently sitting at the kitchen table in Misato's apartment half slumped down like he's trying to melt through the chair. the gang's all here! other than Misato herself, who is still at work. Rei is staring down the tea kettle like a particularly complex math problem (she's trying to make tea) and Kaworu had been talking quietly about the infinite diversity of humanity and Shinji's inherent kindness but then Asuka got home. she's currently in the middle of a rant about how Shinji brought this on himself that sounds suspiciously like she's still planning on beating up a couple of hosts when Haruhi texts back.]
[sorry Haruhi but the first text is from Asuka, who grabbed Shinji's phone off the table.]
yeah well some people DO care about gender! you don't think people are going to notice two guys getting
[at this point there is a scuffle for the phone, Shinji wins only because it's basically 3 against 1]
oh my god I am SO sorry Asuka stole my phone
you're a host?? they know you like guys and they don't mind?
[Shinji your assumption that Haruhi WASN'T a host is what led you to think she likes guys in the first place, please think things through.]
um!! not that I mind!
[Asuka, who is still reading over his shoulder, snorts and loudly proclaims 'no surprise there' and gestures at Kaworu.]
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Date: 2021-03-23 10:42 am (UTC)[sorry Haruhi but the first text is from Asuka, who grabbed Shinji's phone off the table.]
yeah well some people DO care about gender! you don't think people are going to notice two guys getting
[at this point there is a scuffle for the phone, Shinji wins only because it's basically 3 against 1]
oh my god I am SO sorry Asuka stole my phone
you're a host?? they know you like guys and they don't mind?
[Shinji your assumption that Haruhi WASN'T a host is what led you to think she likes guys in the first place, please think things through.]
um!! not that I mind!
[Asuka, who is still reading over his shoulder, snorts and loudly proclaims 'no surprise there' and gestures at Kaworu.]