[Egg breathes deeply to calm her laughs and shakes her head. Her expression is somewhere between deeply amused and horrified, like she can't decide whether this is the best day of her career or her worst.]
Oh, I should have seen this coming! I really should have seen this coming.
[She lowers her voice.]
May the Dread Wolf take me...
[Good thing she's speaking quietly because he's RIGHT THERE probably standing with Cole and looking disapprovingly at people having fun or something...Egg looks down at her clipboard with a stack of papers detailing activities, the agenda for the day, and bingo sheets that someone suggested as a 'getting to know you' activity. They're all useless now! She unclips the papers from the clipboard, drops the clipboard on the ground, and then tears the papers in half in one swift motion. With that done, Egg finally looks back at Tabris and Alistair.]
Well! That's that I suppose! It wouldn't really matter if you stole the keg at this point because Cassandra has already seen it. Not that I don't appreciate the offer! It's just--this wasn't really supposed to be that kind of picnic?
[Egg is going into the zen zone about this situation. They shouldn't have made her be in charge of this picnic anyway. And who knows? Maybe it's not that bad. Maybe instead of a stupid corporate picnic this can just be fun for real? And maybe people will actually still bond because they're enjoying spending time together.]
I guess there's really no point in pretending that this is going to go the way we planned it anymore.
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Date: 2021-06-06 11:28 pm (UTC)Oh, I should have seen this coming! I really should have seen this coming.
[She lowers her voice.]
May the Dread Wolf take me...
[
Good thing she's speaking quietly because he's RIGHT THERE probably standing with Cole and looking disapprovingly at people having fun or something...Egg looks down at her clipboard with a stack of papers detailing activities, the agenda for the day, and bingo sheets that someone suggested as a 'getting to know you' activity. They're all useless now! She unclips the papers from the clipboard, drops the clipboard on the ground, and then tears the papers in half in one swift motion. With that done, Egg finally looks back at Tabris and Alistair.]Well! That's that I suppose! It wouldn't really matter if you stole the keg at this point because Cassandra has already seen it. Not that I don't appreciate the offer! It's just--this wasn't really supposed to be that kind of picnic?
[Egg is going into the zen zone about this situation. They shouldn't have made her be in charge of this picnic anyway. And who knows? Maybe it's not that bad. Maybe instead of a stupid corporate picnic this can just be fun for real? And maybe people will actually still bond because they're enjoying spending time together.]
I guess there's really no point in pretending that this is going to go the way we planned it anymore.