[Eridan makes a big show of rolling his eyes.]

Aren't you just a fuckin' joy.

[He growls but, honestly, the heat is taking some of the bite out of him.]

Where I'm from, [pointed note to not say "planet"] we cull red-blooded peasants like all'a you! Bunch'a mutants! Couldn't get me on any table if you tried.

[Because, truly, that's been the most shocking part of this whole thing: all the candy-red blood he's seen.]