[There's definitely a red-ish flush to his cheeks that there's no use even dreaming of repressing. Between Dirk's face and his words Kankri's composure is weakening.]
[Kankri keeps trying, furrowing his brows together, until he stills. The he abruptly hands back the phone, face scrunched up and his blush reaching the tips of his pointed ears; oh he hates this.]
I request that you allow me more time to prepare this summarization since this was short notice and to expect me to perform under the pressure of needing to return your phone to you in a reasonable timeframe could cause me anxiety if that was something I experienced--which is another ableist point against you today--especially considering that in a real situation in which Twitter's character count was 560 characters I would have the time to myself to construct the exact tweet I would want without feeling as if I'm being monitored or watched by someone sitting in my bedroom telling me to prove him wrong--or, in the theoretical situation, them, but since I'm specifically referring to you I'll continue using your preferred pronouns--which, I might add, this observant role goes back to problematic behavior of humiliation of your peers as you hold the advantage in the power imbalance of the situation--if I was able to do it then nothing would change for you, but since I wasn't able to do it I'm now humiliated--even though I'm in the right--and now you have something to hold over me if that was something you were going to do, which, as I've explained, would be a dick move.
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[Kankri keeps trying, furrowing his brows together, until he stills. The he abruptly hands back the phone, face scrunched up and his blush reaching the tips of his pointed ears; oh he hates this.]
I request that you allow me more time to prepare this summarization since this was short notice and to expect me to perform under the pressure of needing to return your phone to you in a reasonable timeframe could cause me anxiety if that was something I experienced--which is another ableist point against you today--especially considering that in a real situation in which Twitter's character count was 560 characters I would have the time to myself to construct the exact tweet I would want without feeling as if I'm being monitored or watched by someone sitting in my bedroom telling me to prove him wrong--or, in the theoretical situation, them, but since I'm specifically referring to you I'll continue using your preferred pronouns--which, I might add, this observant role goes back to problematic behavior of humiliation of your peers as you hold the advantage in the power imbalance of the situation--if I was able to do it then nothing would change for you, but since I wasn't able to do it I'm now humiliated--even though I'm in the right--and now you have something to hold over me if that was something you were going to do, which, as I've explained, would be a dick move.