[If anything can be said about Gregory Collins, it's this: the man will do absolutely stupid things if it'll help a friend. Not even help them in a way that matters, either-- today's help is 'help me mess with my dad', and he's just as down for that as anything more serious.]
[He's all dolled up for his "date"-- hair down, black frock coat with gold buttons to match the gold earring and rings, boots that wouldn't look out of place at a warehouse rave, and a bit of eyeliner on the eye not covered by an eyepatch, just to complete the look. It's a little over the top, but it's all stuff he already owned, so that probably isn't something he should say out loud.]
[He also has a little bouquet of flowers, which are definitely stolen, because sometimes you have to challenge your shoplifting skills. He expects those to stay in the apartment, as they're a genuine gift and 'flowers' don't really lend towards 'bad boy'.]
[He knocks on Sayu's apartment door with a smile, excited for shenanigans. He really needs to get out more.]
jesus christ why didn't I name or at least number these icons
[He's all dolled up for his "date"-- hair down, black frock coat with gold buttons to match the gold earring and rings, boots that wouldn't look out of place at a warehouse rave, and a bit of eyeliner on the eye not covered by an eyepatch, just to complete the look. It's a little over the top, but it's all stuff he already owned, so that probably isn't something he should say out loud.]
[He also has a little bouquet of flowers, which are definitely stolen, because sometimes you have to challenge your shoplifting skills. He expects those to stay in the apartment, as they're a genuine gift and 'flowers' don't really lend towards 'bad boy'.]
[He knocks on Sayu's apartment door with a smile, excited for shenanigans. He really needs to get out more.]