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Texts From Last Night

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Alright, so, while all of that is technically true, I don't believe for a second that's why you were looking up jerkoff videos while tipsy in my living room at 3am.

Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS

I think Futaba's built up a tolerance from eating nothing but junk food all the time. That way lies madness.

How are you feeling? I can pick up antacids on the way home if your stomach hurts.

[Akira is sitting on his bed with Makoto, who he is not actually making out with and/or doing the sex to, because Morgana is also here. All three of them are reading these texts, and man, you should have seen the looks that were just exchanged.]

Yeah, sorry again, that's embarrassing.

[Is he for real???]

Unless Sojiro is against it after what just happened, I'm actually cooking for Makoto and Yusuke tonight. We're working on that curry recipe for mementos trips.

spoiler: poison ivy on their butts

anyway idk why we have to be punished because theyre geniuses

ok let me help

im p sure i can track u if i try

tell me whats around u, u cant have gone that far in a few hours

oh good, glad ur alright

wtf? w t f ???

eddie

thats a tragedy

lucy ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

i told u if u were going to put ur leftovers in ur bag u shud double bag it ∑(O_O;)

Sounds like tension either way Kagami-kun.

When the paramedic asked Aomine-kun how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.

One of my students asked me today if I was having a baby. 4 year olds and their lack of filter. Time to get back to the gym I guess.

He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a someone he’s not seriously considering marrying.

We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Kise-kun has been pooping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.