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Texts From Last Night

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[hesthedj]

Alright, so, while all of that is technically true, I don't believe for a second that's why you were looking up jerkoff videos while tipsy in my living room at 3am.

i didn't plan on bringing out lucy but THIS TEXT

[writtenwiththestars]

Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

[theonlyoneisme]

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS

[ishouldwritesomething]

I think Futaba's built up a tolerance from eating nothing but junk food all the time. That way lies madness.

How are you feeling? I can pick up antacids on the way home if your stomach hurts.

[ishouldwritesomething]

[Akira is sitting on his bed with Makoto, who he is not actually making out with and/or doing the sex to, because Morgana is also here. All three of them are reading these texts, and man, you should have seen the looks that were just exchanged.]

Yeah, sorry again, that's embarrassing.

[Is he for real???]

Unless Sojiro is against it after what just happened, I'm actually cooking for Makoto and Yusuke tonight. We're working on that curry recipe for mementos trips.

[inthistryingtime]

spoiler: poison ivy on their butts

anyway idk why we have to be punished because theyre geniuses

[inthistryingtime]

ok let me help

im p sure i can track u if i try

tell me whats around u, u cant have gone that far in a few hours

[inthistryingtime]

oh good, glad ur alright

wtf? w t f ???

eddie

thats a tragedy

[whysokidnapped]

lucy ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

i told u if u were going to put ur leftovers in ur bag u shud double bag it ∑(O_O;)

[mybasketball]

Sounds like tension either way Kagami-kun.

[mybasketball]

When the paramedic asked Aomine-kun how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

[mybasketball]

"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.

[mybasketball]

One of my students asked me today if I was having a baby. 4 year olds and their lack of filter. Time to get back to the gym I guess.

[mybasketball]

He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a someone he’s not seriously considering marrying.

[mybasketball]

We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Kise-kun has been pooping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.

[mybasketball]

You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

we never did get to play with these two

[mybasketball]

That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

[mybasketball]

At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

[lonelywitch]

I can feel my liver failing just looking at that thing.

cute girls? cute girls

[lonelywitch]

There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

[obliviousraccoon]

Tamaki-senpai just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.

this is about tamaki

[obliviousraccoon]

I managed to convince him that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and he fell for it.

[whysokidnapped]

to potentially get me laid..

i need u to send me ur favorite memes ٩(◕‿◕)۶

[a_flower_girl]

everytime I go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off, what's the point of even wearing them there?

[a_flower_girl]

so, I need to know. why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?