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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[missionaccomplished]

[he has woken up without his wife in bed next to him and also hasn't bothered to get out of bed to look for her] Are you home?

[obliviousraccoon]

[Haruhi's sitting with a stack of papers and a cup of coffee]

Just downstairs in our office looking over some files for this case I'm on.

It's giving me stress dreams (￣ ￣|||)

[missionaccomplished]

Of course. Did you get any sleep last night? We can have someone see you for sleep aids if you need them to relax.

[he wants you to get sleep it's v important]

[obliviousraccoon]

[what a thoughtful husband who is still literally in bed rn]

Some, yeah.

Don't worry about it, I'll feel better once this is done.

[Haruhi might be an adult with a whole husband but has she gotten fully over the instinct to handle her own problems? absolutely not.]

[missionaccomplished]

And how long until this is done? Will you be only getting "some" sleep for just a week or a month or longer?

[obliviousraccoon]

[ah, an interrogation. that's. fair. wouldn't be the first time.]

I'm...not sure yet. I just got assigned this case a couple weeks ago. I guess it depends on a lot of factors...

I don't want to make this your problem too, I know you're busy enough as it is.

[she's pushing the phone away from her so she can put her whole face in her hands and rub her eyes. maybe she did get up too early? surely more coffee will help! (it won't)]

[missionaccomplished]

[he sighs. they're both being considerate at each other and also tired. he understands.]

I suppose I should leave you to it, then. Do you need more coffee? I'm about to get up.

[obliviousraccoon]

[they sure are, it's just how they are. they should take a vacation, they both work way too hard. it takes her a couple minutes to respond.]

Please, I'm almost out.

Do you need your desk back? I can move.

[I'm imagining that they have a really big office space in their home with a couch and some chairs where they also keep some books that only has one desk because they both mostly work from their respective offices but it's early and Haruhi is a person who has no work/life boundaries because she makes bad choices! at least she didn't rush into her office at ridiculous o'clock in the morning? not to mention we never specified if this is even a regular work day. this is honestly why she needs the hosts in her life. it's just healthier that way.]

[missionaccomplished]

[let's say this is a weekend and Haruhi's boundaries are extra bad on this saturday morning. Kyouya might take some calls from the office but he refuses to leave his home.] Not today, you can have it as long as you need. I'll be down with your coffee soon.

[obliviousraccoon]

[Haruhi plz allow yourself time to rest and relax I am begging you, you're not even a boomer]

Thank you, I appreciate it.

[incidentally, she's calmed down quite a bit since she woke up. in spite of the bad boundaries, spending some time with these documents is making her feel more confident in what she's doing. unfortunately, the adrenaline is going down as a result so that's one less chemical keeping her alert. sleepy girl over here is yawning and her eyes are starting to glaze over. did you know legalese is a nightmare? did you know processing is hard when you're tired?

that couch is starting to look really good right about now...]

Maybe I'll take a quick break when you get here.

[missionaccomplished]

[he chuckles and did he already put on his glasses? idr and i'm not checking.]

That's a good idea. We can come up with a plan for the rest of your day, I'd rather not see you work the weekend away.

[obliviousraccoon]

[incidentally Haruhi is also wearing glasses today! no time to deal with contacts when you wake up early due to stress]

I guess that's a good point.

[she looks out the window and notices that the sun is much higher in the sky than when she sat down with all this stuff in the first place. huh. guess she's been at it a while. time really gets away from her when she's concentrating like this.]

end?

[missionaccomplished]

It is. [Finally getting out of bed, oh boy. He sure does love his uninterrupted weekends.] I'll see you soon.

end

[obliviousraccoon]

[Kyouya is so lucky all the hosts are now adults who have jobs and can't bother him literally all the time. instead he just has Haruhi here letting him sleep in. what a nice life he lives now! Haruhi decides to switch her focus to something a little less taxing while she waits for Kyouya to bring in some coffee.]

see you