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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[fairysword]

I'm giving you this warning since I happen to have been using your tub when Natsu decided to fight me see the disaster, but I would suggest not bathing in your home for a bit.

[writtenwiththestars]

[Lucy was having a nice trip in the town until she gets this text, which causes her to fall to her knees, side ponytail pooling on the ground, tears threatening to burst out of her eyes.]

DISASTER???

ERZA WHAT DID YOU DO???????

ARE YOU GOING TO FIX IT??? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!!!

[fairysword]

Now, dear Lucy! There is nothing to worry about! Probably! I assure you that Natsu and I are handling it.

[By which she means she physically took some of Natsu's money to pay for repairs.]

You will need a new tub though.

[writtenwiththestars]

That doesn't make me feel better!!! Oh man what am I gonna tell my landlord oh no oh noooooooo... [she drops her head and slumps forward. what a cruel world. how could she, a poor lucy, have this happen to her?] I don't wanna have to go to Fairy Hills just to take a baaaaath! You better let me use yours!!!

[fairysword]

My tub is so small though! I'm in the market to move so that I can have a bigger one. When I get one, I'll be sure to invite you over and we can bathe together!

[writtenwiththestars]

[Erza you're killing her. 1) she's a one girl show and 2) Erza's really pretty and that's a lot to handle if she's being honest]

Erza that's the opposite of what I want!!! I prefer to bathe alone, a small tub works just fine!

[ngl though a big tub sounds heavenly]

[fairysword]

Well if you're ok with that, I suppose I don't mind. But it'll be pretty cramped.

[is she still intending to bathe with her friend? Yes. Yes she is.]

I'm sure the construction on your bath won't take too long! Don't you worry.

[writtenwiththestars]

[she's so tired, why do her friends make her so tired] Erzaaaaaaaaaa [she might just give up, honestly, her soul is weakened and it's not like she hasn't shared her small tub with a girl before, thanks Brandish] It better take no time at all! Like I said I can't keep going to Fairy Hills all the time and it's not like I'm gonna move in or anything.

[fairysword]

I'm not worried about anything like that. It's just been a while since I've bathed in my own home. I'm often on missions so I go to public baths or use ones in inns, so I don't believe I have any necessities is all.

[Also kinda the reason she was at Lucy's today.]

Thankfully your toiletries are safe so I'll make sure to bring those with me!

[writtenwiththestars]

[Well. She can't deny she's at least thankful Erza was considerate.]

Thanks for that.

We should go get you stuff for your new bathroom! When you get one. Or just get you stuff now, then you'll just have it.

[Then maybe you'll stop using hers!]

[fairysword]

Oh, I suppose a shopping trip for those isn't a bad idea at all. I've been meaning to go, but I've just busy lately.

[that's cute that you think that, Lucy]