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[elementalherodragonlord]

Texts From Last Night

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Ryou

[ringaroundyourneck]

 

[vampirefratboy]

There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.

Egg/Ellana

[inthistryingtime]

[vampirefratboy]

I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american! 🥳

Aerith

[a_flower_girl]

Sayu

[whysokidnapped]

i didn't plan on bringing out lucy but THIS TEXT

[writtenwiththestars]

Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

Haruhi

[obliviousraccoon]

[getoutoftherobot]

Misato just asked me and Asuka about sexting and if we've have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. I hate fox news.

Kuroko

[mybasketball]

[fatedlight]

I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.

[this is definitely about Aomine]

Kankri

[insuffera6le]

 

[hesthedj]

I know you took my laptop last night. Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?

fuck you

[willofthetrickster]

 

[ishouldwritesomething]

SOS. Sojiro just walked in on me and Makoto. All he said was "Do you seriously not know how to lock a door?" and walked out. We're scared to go downstairs. Help.

[3 minute pause!]

Sorry, that was for Ann!

[No it wasn't. This was entirely intentional and playing into both a, establishing Akira is taken, and b, making it seem like they're too incompetent to be hiding anything from Akechi.]

Shinji

[getoutoftherobot]

[obliviousraccoon]

Tamaki-senpai just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.

Alistair

[followingtheleader]

[a_flower_girl]

so, I need to know. why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?

Tabris

[trystabbingit]

[inthistryingtime]

do u ever look at ur life and go "im too sober for this bullshit"?

king of the meme

[vampirefratboy]

we never did get to play with these two

[mybasketball]

That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

Morgana

[meowsperhour]

 

[ishouldwritesomething]

Tell me you're alive, little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.

Momoi

[bubblegumanalyst]

 

[mybasketball]

"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.

Akashi

[emperorupright]

 

[fatedlight]

I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

Kise

[goldencopy]

 

[fatedlight]

please don't ironically join a cult

Murasakibara

[handfull]

 

[mybasketball]

We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Kise-kun has been pooping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.

Aomine

[theonlyoneisme]

 

[fatedlight]

Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.

Midorima

[whatsyoursign]

 

[mybasketball]

He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a someone he’s not seriously considering marrying.

Kagami

[fatedlight]

[theonlyoneisme]

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS

Yui

[colorcodedboyfriends]

cute girls? cute girls

[lonelywitch]

There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

Tifa

[tenderstrength]

[a_flower_girl]

everytime I go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off, what's the point of even wearing them there?

Maxwell

[starksympathy]

[inthistryingtime]

in the future we'll all be gay 😤

Evelyn

[cutitout]

[inthistryingtime]

my key broke off while I was turning the key.

i cant pull the broken key out.

not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building 😰

Oren

[ash_elvhen]

hello

[quietgardens]

Good morning beautiful! Want to steal a cat this weekend?