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[elementalherodragonlord]

Texts From Last Night

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king of the meme

[vampirefratboy]

we never did get to play with these two

[mybasketball]

That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

yes the werewolf is colorblind yes i think i'm funny

[vampirefratboy]

idk dude you have like SO MANY boyfriends

also alvins colorblind so ur probably beating him by default

you are funny

[mybasketball]

Does having more boyfriends make me better at being gay? I only have one right now.

B)

[vampirefratboy]

i mean i think it's a quantity vs quality issue

i like the new boyfriend better than the swarm of old ones but maybe that's just me

[mybasketball]

It's not just you. I like him better too.

[There's a couple minutes between texts here while Kuroko has a soft moment. Well, enough of that, time to dunk on Kagami only not actually because Kagami is way better at that than he is]

He doesn't have much of a fashion sense either.

[lonelywitch]

I can feel my liver failing just looking at that thing.

[vampirefratboy]

well i haven't gone blind yet so it can't be that bad

[there is only a 10 minute gap here]

scratch that just puked

[lonelywitch]

Oh no! Do you need me to come get you?

[vampirefratboy]

bizarrely i don't think so???

alvin just pulled a huge water bottle and a bunch of meds out of his bag???

[lonelywitch]

I didn't see Alvin in the picture you sent. I feel much better now! He's always prepared.

[inthistryingtime]

he just fucked me into paralysis.

cant feel my hands or face.

not to be hella graphic on main but i just came so hard i think i saw a new color.

[vampirefratboy]

fuck YEAH dude

about fucking time

call out of work tomorrow you deserve it

i'll tell cass it's for medical reasons

[inthistryingtime]

u wouldnt be lying

holy shit

[If Eddie is looking at the chat screen he can see that Egg is typing and then stopping and then typing and then stopping until finally he gets a new text.]

he was just. in my room. waiting.

how did this happen

[vampirefratboy]

the dick fairy visited you at last

did you find him under your pillow

[inthistryingtime]

hes a little big to fit under my pillow

...pun not intended but i stand by it

ok but srsly!

i walked in after work and i guess he got my key somewhere or maybe i left my door unlocked but he was sitting on my bed waiting for me to show up

i guess he *did* notice all the flirting because he said he knew i wanted to ride the bull ☠️

IN THOSE WORDS ☠️☠️☠️