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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[obliviousraccoon]

[Haruhi has fully stopped in her tracks, no more changing, and puts her head in her hands. She's going to kill them.]

no, they're just stupid.

those are, unfortunately, my friends.

I'm so sorry if they caused you any trouble.

[getoutoftherobot]

[By this point, Shinji has been reunited with Kaworu and Rei, who had been chatting in the classroom while Shinji went to pee. Between that and Haruhi's reassurances, he's feeling a little less panicked.]

Oh. It did sort of sound like they were worried about my motives... Are they worried about you? Is somebody else bullying you or something?

[Haruhi IS pretty small and cute, Shinji could definitely see that happening.]

[obliviousraccoon]

[Shinji I wish Haruhi could tell you that they get like this anytime they think someone might be in love with her but she has no idea why they're like this]

they're just being annoying, sorry

don't worry, I'll tell them to leave you alone

[And she does, it doesn't go great tbh. There's a lot of shouting to no one's surprise. Tamaki literally cries. Hikaru calls Shinji annoying which makes Haruhi yell more. Kaoru backs up Hikaru just with less venom. Honey and Mori seem fine though, they have accepted that Haruhi has one whole new friend. Kyouya eventually makes them all wrap it up since they're all in various states of ready to host so Haruhi goes back to finish getting dressed and text Shinji again.]

they didn't threaten YOU or anything right?

[getoutoftherobot]

[That was a long enough break that both Rei and Kaworu have been filled in on the situation and are now having some kind of very intense half-nonverbal conversation that is making Shinji's palms sweat almost as much as the scene in the bathroom. Kaworu still has that benign smile on his face but it feels incredibly ominous right now. ]

Maybe?? It was really weird. I kinda thought they were going to punch me or try to take my money or something but then they just kept asking me about my intentions? I think Suoh-senpai mentioned your dad not approving but he worded it really weird....

[obliviousraccoon]

[oh my god this is the nightmare scenario, stupid boys...look what you've done...Rei and Kaworu are going to kill you in your sleep....your security teams are all that you have to keep you safe...]

what a mess...

they definitely don't need your money, I'm sure they didn't mean any actual harm

[she's trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here even though they're super immature and stupid. she sticks her head out of the dressing room to yell that they had all better apologize. Shinji is a nice boy! another few minutes later she texts again.]

Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai told me to apologize to you on their behalf, I'm working on the others (￣ ￣|||)

don't worry about my dad, I mentioned you to him the other day and he seemed happy I was making friends

Tamaki-senpai doesn't know what he's talking about.

[getoutoftherobot]

[I can't think of a good way for Kaworu to attempt to jump in front of this bullet for Shinji but if that was an option, you know he would. He's more the "die for you" type than the "kill for you" type. Where's Asuka. We need a mix.]

oh, um, tell them its okay, no harm done! I've definitely had worse, I was mostly really confused... I don't want to make more trouble for you.

[He perks up a little at 'making friends'.]

so is it okay for you to keep sitting with us?

if you want to, I mean!

[He sends that before checking with his friends, but a quick, nervous glance at them earns a slight tilt of Rei's head in assent and an encouraging smile from Kaworu.]

[obliviousraccoon]

[she's going to still make sure they bare minimum stop being assholes to him, he is TOO nice]

yeah, sitting with you was nice today

thanks for still inviting me even though the entire host club harassed you about it

[does he know about the host club? if not, boy do they have some fun stuff to chat about...]

[getoutoftherobot]

[he has definitely HEARD of the host club, but up until this exact moment he assumed it was something they'd put on for a school festival. he went to a festival that had a maid cafe once, not that he'd gone anywhere near it. way too embarrassing.]

they do that year-round? I heard houshakuji-san mention it but I thought it was a charity event or part of a festival...

the school really lets them run something like that?

[obliviousraccoon]

I was surprised too

they clearly have way too much time on their hands

[sometimes you're the son of the chairman of the school so you just do whatever the hell you want until your grandmother makes you stop. sometimes you also make friends with Kyouya who makes very compelling arguments about how the host club is definitely a cultural club shut up.]

it's not really like any club I've seen at any other school, but Tamaki-senpai says that the goal of the host club is to make all girls happy so I guess it's not doing any harm

[getoutoftherobot]

do girls really like that kind of thing?

[outside of the text conversation, Shinji and his friends have already left the school to head for the train station. he glances over at Rei, who is walking quietly, not really looking at much of anything. he can't imagine her in a place like that.]

maybe I just don't hang out with those sorts of girls...

[obliviousraccoon]

[since club is starting up it takes a while before Haruhi texts back. it's a busy day. what days aren't busy? she manages to disappear for a minute to respond]

the girls who come to the club seem to

[did Haruhi mention that she is a host? no? well.]

[getoutoftherobot]

[that Haruhi is a host doesn't even begin to occur to him. instead the giant leap in logic goes in a very different direction]

do you go to the club too, Fujioka-san? they let guys in?

[wait. wait. the only reason for guys to go there would be... the same as girls going there, right? to look at hot guys and talk to them? so is Haruhi... and if he's... and the hosts know...]

wait did they think I was hitting on you today????

[obliviousraccoon]

[unfortunately Shinji is going to have to sit with that thought for quite some time before Haruhi gets back to him, she's busy chatting with a bunch of cute girls and bringing people refreshments, Haruhi doesn't even acknowledge the first questions]

ah

hm

maybe? but...I don't really understand why that would make them act that way

[club ends and Haruhi has literally been thinking about this for a few hours and looking at the hosts and processing, please excuse some probably incoherent texts Shinji]

it just doesn't make any sense, they're the ones who put me into a position to be hit on in the first place

I mean, sure, Tamaki-senpai complains sometimes about me acting like a boy

but if they had a problem with it I don't think they would have let me be a host at all

even if you were hitting on me it's not any different, it shouldn't matter what your gender is

[getoutoftherobot]

[the break gives Shinji plenty of time to freak out, he's currently sitting at the kitchen table in Misato's apartment half slumped down like he's trying to melt through the chair. the gang's all here! other than Misato herself, who is still at work. Rei is staring down the tea kettle like a particularly complex math problem (she's trying to make tea) and Kaworu had been talking quietly about the infinite diversity of humanity and Shinji's inherent kindness but then Asuka got home. she's currently in the middle of a rant about how Shinji brought this on himself that sounds suspiciously like she's still planning on beating up a couple of hosts when Haruhi texts back.]

[sorry Haruhi but the first text is from Asuka, who grabbed Shinji's phone off the table.]

yeah well some people DO care about gender! you don't think people are going to notice two guys getting

[at this point there is a scuffle for the phone, Shinji wins only because it's basically 3 against 1]

oh my god I am SO sorry Asuka stole my phone

you're a host?? they know you like guys and they don't mind?

[Shinji your assumption that Haruhi WASN'T a host is what led you to think she likes guys in the first place, please think things through.]

um!! not that I mind!

[Asuka, who is still reading over his shoulder, snorts and loudly proclaims 'no surprise there' and gestures at Kaworu.]

the amount they are from two different worlds wrt sexuality...

[obliviousraccoon]

[on her way home Haruhi's shopping for some groceries and still processing while Shinji's texts come in. this is going to be difficult...on the one hand, technically she likes guys and really does not care about looking gay (she doesn't really have strong feelings about the gender of her partner if she was looking anyway, she just hasn't really thought about it). on the other hand, maybe people would be more likely to guess she's a girl if they think she's attracted to men? though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, I mean her dad...well her dad also has a gender thing going on...much to consider. she's certainly not going to talk to the hosts about it either, they started this mess.

hm. they DID start this mess. well then guess it's their fault if anything bad comes of it. being a host isn't exactly her ideal use of time and she can definitely still repay her debt in other ways if needed....well Shinji said he didn't care so whatever.]

yeah I guess, it's really not a big deal

[Haruhi please explain that you grew up with a gay parent]

is Soryu-san homophobic?

[that's not--okay Haruhi.]

[getoutoftherobot]

[the neighbors can definitely hear Asuka protesting being accused of homophobia! she hasn't quite come around to "I like girls" but she DOES have that "I just really care about gay rights for non-personal reasons, nothing to do with me, no sir" attitude going on.]

she says she isn't

[there is a pause here for another fight over Shinji's phone]

I'm not but people in our class are!!! Don't be so obvious!! If your stupid friends out MY stupid friend I'll make you regray

[that last bit was a typo as phone fight number three begins. shit like this is why Shinji's phone is always half broken.]

[obliviousraccoon]

uh, I don't know who has the phone right now but I guess anyone can read this

I don't know about people in our class but the host club doesn't really care about stuff like that, it would be really hypocritical considering Hikaru and Kaoru's...marketing?

I'm actually surprised you haven't seen the photo books and Renge's doujinshi around campus...

[Haruhi feels so bad about this and after some time (several minutes? an hour? A While) thinking about that last text she finally puts together that Shinji might actually genuinely be attracted to boys and Asuka isn't homophobic she's just being protective. oh boy okay let's be as clear as possible...]

either way, Ikari-san if you like boys I won't let them say anything if you don't want them to

[getoutoftherobot]

[Shinji is, of course, VERY careful to avoid being caught looking at things like "photobooks of hot guys" and "yaoi manga". He's probably caught glimpses of all that stuff and just ignored it.]

[Asuka, meanwhile, has been distracted by complaining about Renge's doujins to a very baffled Rei, so at least for this exact moment, Shinji has his phone back.]

oh my god I am so sorry about that Asuka doesn't understand boundaries

[he thinks about that for a second, then deletes the message from his own history, lest Asuka see it and bring up any number of stupid roommate fights they've had over the past few months.]

[more important, though, is that last text. he just... stares at it for a little while. finally, he looks up at Kaworu, who smiles serenely and nods.]

Thank you, Fujioka-san. I really appreciate it.

[another glance exchanged with Kaworu]

Your friends don't need to worry about me hitting on you, though! I actually... already have a boyfriend.

soft...soft boys...aaa...

[obliviousraccoon]

oh, I'm happy for you!

to be honest, I don't think my friends know anything. I wouldn't have guessed if you hadn't told me.

[not everyone is as stupid about this kind of stuff as you Haruhi...although a lot of people do have straight people blinders so whatever it's fine she's not totally wrong.]

[getoutoftherobot]

[oh, wow, it's really nice to talk about this casually! is this what other guys feel like when they talk about their girlfriends?]

thank you! um, he isn't the most subtle, so you probably guessed, but it's Kaworu.

really? maybe I was off base... they'd have to know something for them to think I was hitting on you, right?

[obliviousraccoon]

[she did not guess. she is not good at this.]

oh no I had no idea! now that you mention it though that does explain a lot..

[hm. how to explain that without being like "they probably thought you somehow figured out I'm a girl"]

hm...let's just say they have a strange way of thinking

I'm sorry again that they caused you so much trouble

[getoutoftherobot]

that's... actually a relief to hear. I was worried we were being REALLY obvious.

it's okay, I have my own meddlesome friends, so i probably shouldn't hold it against them

[obliviousraccoon]

[I am so sorry to tell you Shinji that you are only not obvious to Haruhi and like..probably Tamaki, who is Also Stupid. well whatever comforts him.]

seems that way

if they bother you again though please tell me, I don't think they will after today though