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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME.................2!!!

Y'all know how this works.

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[cutitout]

[Jesus Christ. Of course Max didn't arrange a designated driver to get people home. Evelyn is going to give so many people a disappointed look tomorrow.]

The bar by the library or the one near the train station?

[sweetbomb]

the library, I hope you're on your way

[There is a picture of Cullen attached. He is fully flat on the bar top with Max and friends crowded around. One of them seems to be holding a sharpie. No one is looking at the camera, Honey is, surprisingly, not in on this little prank.]

[cutitout]

[Jesus Christ. x2.]

I'm on my way. Please inform my brother that if he writes on my boyfriend, I'm telling Dorian about the Safeway incident.

[sweetbomb]

lol

now *I* want to hear about the Safeway incident

[Another text comes several minutes later.]

threat has been conveyed, your boyfriend's face remains dickless

for now

Hawke just walked in with her friends

[cutitout]

Shit.

[sweetbomb]

lmao

[Attached is a picture of Hawke and friends chatting with Max and friends near Cullen's passed out body at the bar.]

your boyfriend sure has a lot of enemies