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[elementalherodragonlord]

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TEXTING MEME.................2!!!

Y'all know how this works.

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[sweetbomb]

hey, it's honey. I got this number from your brother.

can you come get your annoying boyfriend? he passed out at the bar and if you don't want him returned to you with dick drawings on his face you'd better come quick.

[cutitout]

[Jesus Christ. Of course Max didn't arrange a designated driver to get people home. Evelyn is going to give so many people a disappointed look tomorrow.]

The bar by the library or the one near the train station?

[sweetbomb]

the library, I hope you're on your way

[There is a picture of Cullen attached. He is fully flat on the bar top with Max and friends crowded around. One of them seems to be holding a sharpie. No one is looking at the camera, Honey is, surprisingly, not in on this little prank.]

[cutitout]

[Jesus Christ. x2.]

I'm on my way. Please inform my brother that if he writes on my boyfriend, I'm telling Dorian about the Safeway incident.

[sweetbomb]

lol

now *I* want to hear about the Safeway incident

[Another text comes several minutes later.]

threat has been conveyed, your boyfriend's face remains dickless

for now

Hawke just walked in with her friends

[cutitout]

Shit.

[sweetbomb]

lmao

[Attached is a picture of Hawke and friends chatting with Max and friends near Cullen's passed out body at the bar.]

your boyfriend sure has a lot of enemies