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TEXTING MEME.................2!!!

Y'all know how this works.

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Evelyn Trevelyan

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[inthistryingtime]

cullen has not stopped smiling today

what did u do... 👀👀👀

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[Oh, that's endearing. Cullen isn't the most jovial of men, after all.]

If you're expecting something sexual, you're out of luck. I told him I love him.

[inthistryingtime]

evelyn!!!! that's so much better!!!!

wow that's rly cute...what a dork...leliana and josephine went in on teasing him but he refused to tell us what was going on

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I hadn't considered it much of a secret, given we've been sleeping together for months. I suppose he didn't want to add more fuel to that particular fire.

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[inthistryingtime]

sometimes cullen acts like it's disrespectful to u to talk about ur relationship

idk why, it's rly sweet how happy u make each other

love confessions are kind of a big deal tho ev...

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He's respectful of my privacy. And probably somewhat concerned Maxwell will kill him if he hears too many details.

It is a big deal to us, of course, but is it really that good of a piece of gossip? We've already fucked.

[inthistryingtime]

yes! it means things r srs between u!

fwbs are a thing!

if u love each other that means it's more than just sex!

[sweetbomb]

hey, it's honey. I got this number from your brother.

can you come get your annoying boyfriend? he passed out at the bar and if you don't want him returned to you with dick drawings on his face you'd better come quick.

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[Jesus Christ. Of course Max didn't arrange a designated driver to get people home. Evelyn is going to give so many people a disappointed look tomorrow.]

The bar by the library or the one near the train station?

[sweetbomb]

the library, I hope you're on your way

[There is a picture of Cullen attached. He is fully flat on the bar top with Max and friends crowded around. One of them seems to be holding a sharpie. No one is looking at the camera, Honey is, surprisingly, not in on this little prank.]

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[Jesus Christ. x2.]

I'm on my way. Please inform my brother that if he writes on my boyfriend, I'm telling Dorian about the Safeway incident.

[sweetbomb]

lol

now *I* want to hear about the Safeway incident

[Another text comes several minutes later.]

threat has been conveyed, your boyfriend's face remains dickless

for now

Hawke just walked in with her friends

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Shit.

[sweetbomb]

lmao

[Attached is a picture of Hawke and friends chatting with Max and friends near Cullen's passed out body at the bar.]

your boyfriend sure has a lot of enemies

[a_flower_girl]

helloooo~*~

how's my favorite roommate this afternoon? ♥

[She definitely wants something. This is not normal Aerith texting behavior.]

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[Suspicious!]

I'm fine. Is something wrong?

[a_flower_girl]

[It's fineeeee....]

no, of course not! why would you think something is wrong?

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You don't usually check on me at work. Are you sure you don't need anything?

[a_flower_girl]

well...it's not so much a need as a want

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I'm listening. Go ahead.

[a_flower_girl]

would you mind if my boyfriend came over?

and..maybe stayed the night..?